thepastryalchemist:

ed-ships-larry:

lousontiptoes:

raise your hand if you’ve ever been disgusted by your own fandom…

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if you don’t raise your hand, chances are you’re the one your fandom is disgusted with

missgambit:

joeshmo:

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

you also can’t be over 6 feet tall.

sourgoat:

Things that need to stop being in kid shows.

"I can’t lose to a girl"

"I can’t believe I lost to a girl"

"you let a girl beat you"

If you keep showing these types of mindsets to kids they’re going to think they should think that way as well.

teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

(Source: amlour)

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

signedfury:

crissle:

prettysighs:

peachoflife:

kodamaface:

anostalgicnerd:

This was one of the most baffling things of my whole childhood.

OHMYGOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THIS 

Always reblog the Clock Stretch! The Big Comfy Couch was so much fun to watch, but I always waited for this. Could do almost all of it except the roll when I was little.

Loonette was my entire life. Still is.

yeah i’m old what the fuck is this

GIRL WHAT?! THIS WAS MY CARDIO AS A CHILD!

nayx:

this is like one of those tumblr text posts that never happened except this happened

(Source: headbangwithhayley)

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

Today I got into an argument with my Aunt because she was upset that her daughter was dating a girl so I said

"Do you really think you should fall in love with someone’s genitals over their soul? Because that’s shallow and sad"

And my 75 year old grandmother who was sitting in her rocking chair, and who hasn’t said a word for the past hour screamed “OH BURN” and hit my aunt with a fly swatter

image My gramma is a special lady okay.

hashtagugly:

sammehbutt:

hashtagugly:

hashtagugly:

Oh my god I’m in this class called internet entrepreneur and they are teaching us how to blog lmaooo

and we’re gonna be tested on it

i swear to god if u fail

I know right